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Don was a close colleague of mine and we joined the same company within 3 days of each other.

Over the years, we got closer and eventually when his big day arrives, he asked me to be his best man for the wedding.



Perhaps it’s also because I know the bride too as she worked in the same company but in a different department.


I found out eventually that he was just trying to hook me up with someone seeing me remained single for the longest time.





Ella works in the finance department and Don was smitten by her the moment he laid eyes on her many years back.


She is one of the prettier ones in the office I must admit. Her petite frame and gentle demeanour just makes guys want to protect her. Ella’s sweet voice is another one of her plus point, there is definitely something in the tone which I can’t explain.




It’s not those whiny trying to act cute kind of voice, that’s disgusting, but Ella’s vocal cord just seem to churn out TV grade voiceover right in front of you.





At 1.6m , Ella looked good in heels, the ideal sweet young thing package everyone dreams off. Her breast looked supple and full, I meant with her clothes on, her legs hairless and toned.


She used to be a little chubbier when we joined the company, but after shedding off 7kg, she’s got meat at the right places. I chanced upon a few photos of Ella in her bikini during one of her holidays with Don when I tried to send some site pictures from his phone to mine some time back.




I just could not stop staring at Ella’s body. It’s too easy to find those overly edited selfies on social media these days that I don’t remembered seeing so natural.



Ella’s hair is puffy and messy, the sleep still evident on her eyes but her smile was anything but sleepy.


There is no sweet victory sign pose, no duck bill mouth, none of those top down make you look skinny selfie shot, it’s just a few candid shots of Ella trying to fold a towel and push open the sliding door to the resort’s private pool.




The fullness of her breast, that cute little firm tummy and her girl next door smile just sent blood naturally to my manhood.







Ok , I admit I kind of fancy her too but Don laid claims to her first so I naturally backed off. I thought she was cute back but since Don actually came to me and asked me if he should go for her, I gave him my blessings.


After all, he’s my brother in a way.







The 3 off us hang out occasionally, movies, dinner, light drinks, usually after office hours but I always made it a point to leave them be once I decide I have overstayed my welcome.


Couples need time alone.





Although there are times I would fantasized and make Ella my masturbation target, there are enough girls in the office to keep me occupied and I pretty much left her out of my list of targets.




Yes, a mid size office with a good ratio of female colleagues can be a good place to work and have fun.




I lost track of how many heels I sniffed, how many cups I came into and how many sweaters / cardigans I rubbed over my groin.
I lost track of the different kinds of moisturiser I tried on my dick, the number of lip gloss I applied on my foreskin, and the times I dug through colleagues gym bag.



I swore I even put on a KG or 2 when 4 of my colleagues were pumping breast milk 3 times a day.

I would discreetly pour a little into my coffee after I made sure I was alone.





Sipping my coffee while staring at my pretty colleague who had put on a good cup size at 4pm is the best coffee break one can ask for. The erection I had was nothing compared to the mind fuck I got as I sipped my coffee.






Work is fun, great colleagues, decent pay, what more can I ask for.










22 March 2010

Monday



It was less than a week to Don’s big day and he’s already having me cover most of his work.



Ella too was on leave by then to get ready for her wedding.


I received several mails and messages a day with regards to the wedding and on top of managing my work, I had to do my part for Don and Ella’s wedding too.








25th March 2010

Thursday





The date drew closer and Don was getting a bit of a cold feet.


We spoke on the phone briefly and he confessed that he’s feeling a bit scared.




Don : Eh James , How ar ? ….. feel a bit weird leh…



James : Why leh ? ….. sign contract only ma…. You sign so many liao…




He laughed and suggested we go for drinks on the eve of his big day.









26th March 2010

Friday



9.30pm



I was already at the coffee shop near Don’s place in Hougang when Ella called.

She was not too happy when she realised that I was going to drink with Don hours before he’s due to pick her up




Ella : 1 Drink. No more than that. I’ll stab you with my heels if he’s late tomorrow.


James : Won’t la… Don was the one who asked me out…. I’ll keep an eye on him.




I tried to change the topic immediately and asked how her preparation is getting on.



Ella : Nervous man… donno la…. Did what I could….hope everything goes well.


James : Don’t worry la, tomorrow you just need to smile and look nice.






I ended the call when I saw Don approach me from a distance away.



James : Ok la. Your husband to be is here liao… any message to pass to him ?


Ella : Yes. Tell him “I love you”




Right at that moment Don sat down and I put the phone on speaker.





James : Bro…. sorry…. Ella says she loves me…




Don raised an eyebrow and gave me a thumbs up as Ella’s voice rang out in the speaker.



Ella : Yes la yes la …James….. I love you….. Don love you too..



I laughed and passed the phone over before going to grab the beer.




As I paid for the drinks, Don finished up the call with his wife to be.


I set the 3 bottles down and immediately Don started his objection.







Don : Brother…. Where got ppl bachelor night coffee shop lim beer one ?


James : You never said this is your bachelor night what… I asked you long time back you yourself say don’t want..




Don mumbled something about hard to find time before we started chatting and toasting each other.




It was only after we downed the 5th bottle that Don started mumbling something about not having enough fun before he settled down.



James : Eh… are you drunk… you turning 30 liao. Still want what kind of fun..

Don : Donno leh… just unsure.. .. so many things haven try..





I insisted he head back and rest at 11.45pm and we parted ways soon after.


At 12.30am in the morning, I received a call from Ella asking if Don was still with me.





I reassured her we parted ways long time ago and Don is probably sleeping.










27th March 2010

Saturday


4.30am



I dragged myself out of bed and got dressed. By 5.25am, I was at Don’s place since I was located just a few streets away.

I’ve been staying in a rented masterbed room for quite a few years near the institute of mental health, it’s a convenient spot with a direct bus to my workplace in the industrial park at Ang mo kio.




The other 2 brothers , Jerry and Guowei. arrived shortly after and we chatted over coffee.





The gate crash was a breeze. Ella made it clear that it was not her intention to humiliate the groom and his brothers during a meeting earlier on.



Ella : I see no point in embarrassing people on such a happy occasion.



If only all brides think like her.


We did play games, games that tested the wit and brains of the brothers.




As we solved the puzzles and did a funny charade to guess some of Don and Ella’s favourite dating spot, I felt an overwhelming sense of relief that I did not need to eat brownie off a diaper or put on a bra with a banana hanging off my waist.



I thought I was a pretty sick individual mentally until I saw the games people come up with for gate crash.


Those people need help more than me.








The sisters of the bride were pretty cute too and I already have all their contacts. In fact I was eyeing one particular one call Celeste.

She is the bride’s best friend and definitely my cup of tea.





The rest of the day breeze through and the banquet proceeded like any other.



The march in, the speech, the toast and the photo taking.




Ella looked stunning in her gown that day and I visually stored a few images of her in my mind, images that I could recall when I need to release.


The first sign of trouble started when Don started downing drink after drink at the table where his army mates are sitting.






He accepted every toast and despite Jerry and Guowei at his side, he got wasted pretty fast.


Even Celeste had to step in for a few drinks for Ella.



I did what I could at the 4 tables I was assigned to, helping Don block most of the drinks from our own colleagues and the bosses.



By 10.45pm Don’s face was flushed and he could hardly greet the departing guest properly without help.




Ella was obviously not very happy that Don had to sit on a chair and shake guest’s hands as they leave.




11.30pm


When the time comes to settle the bill, there seem to be something wrong with Don’s credit card and the transaction would not go through.

After an embarrassing 20 mins, Ella had to retrieve her wallet from the wedding suite and use her card instead.


The couple’s parents had left by then, both had a grandparent on a wheelchair that needs to head back and rest.






28th March 2010

Sunday



12.10am


There was a bit of tension and awkwardness in the lift as Don mumbled and slumped his entire weight on me.